Dear Timmy (and all of the wonderful minions who had part in this decision),
THANK YOU for one more day of summer vacation. My tan is fading and I need to touch it up before school pictures in a couple of weeks. Also, I plan on doing something like this tonight-
– and I’d rather experience a hangover at home, than at work. Finally, I still have some things that need to be crossed off my last week of summer list, like becoming a regular and finishing my book. So, in conclusion, I really appreciate this.