1. Poor Meow the cat died this week of lung failure due to his/her obesity.
Derby and I had a nice, long sit down about why I regulate her food intake. Otherwise… she’d end up just like Meow. 39lbs and in kitty heaven.
2. Here’s just about the dumbest murderer ever.
Back in December, Jamal Clemens was drunk on ‘black gin” and was all cracked up when he decided he need some money. Long story short, robbery went wrong and Clemens ‘snapped’ so he shot a couple of guys, then stole a car with a 2 year old in it.
He eventually got caught and confessed to the murders only after
“After police brought him a meal from Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken, Clemons gave a detailed account of how he fatally shot” the two victims.
“If you take a person life, man, the Bible say your life should be took. Eye for a eye. Tooth for a tooth. That was in the beginning. Know what I’m saying?” — Clemens
Spoken by a true criminal.
But really…Lee’s is delicious.
3. The fave got me more beers to show me how much he appreciates my hard work everyday.
From my kids I got passing scores on a fake SOL test, so that’s something, right?