Five Things Friday

Thursday’s workout:  Shoving/ moving furniture around my un-air conditioned classroom for 5 hours.  Yeah, muscles.

 

1.  I have one week until I have to go back to work. 

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Where did summmmmmmmmer go?????

Until then, I’ll be spending my time at the beach, reading a gazillion library books, drinking fun drinks, and convincing the fave I’d be a wonderful stay at home girlfriend.  (I’m really good at making dinner and watching reality TV all day, honey.)

 

2.  Yesterday, two days before I head to the beach where I’ll be living in a bikini, I ate half a jar of peanut butter and the last of a five pound bag of oatmeal in no bake cookies.   And Sun Chips.  So many Sun Chips.  And half of a 9×13 pan of baked spaghetti.   Way to go, self control.

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3.   Derby has been eating way more plastic than normal.  It honestly makes me so irritated that I just told her I wasn’t going to miss her when I’m gone.  She’s been eating the blinds, the aforementioned bag of sun chips, a Target bag that was sitting on the counter, my library book… I’m about to just lose it.

She’s really pushing it right now.

 

4.  I got an email yesterday from Fitness Magazine titled, “Lose 10 pounds with breakfast!”

Um. 

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5.  I have one million things to do today to prepare for a week of being in the middle of nowhere.  The beach we are going to has a grocery that is 20 miles away.  So my plan is to buy everything in advance so we don’t have to beat the other vacationers over the last ripe watermelon.

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Because it could get ugly.

 

How can I get Derby to STOP EATING THE PLASTIC??

What are you doing this weekend?

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One response to “Five Things Friday

  1. hahah this .gifs are amazing and so perfect. We have an exciting trip to Lowes planned tonight- watch out, crazy weekend ahead!

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